Whoever thought of the idea of crap calendars needs to be given an award. These are JUST what we need in today’s world of overhyped glitz and glamour.
I don’t know about you, but all those calendars of puppies, pumped up sweaty abs and bursting at the seams cleavage just gets boring after awhile.
And when you can’t take the cuteness anymore, you can just relax and enjoy photos of Her Majesty’s jails or Britain’s famous roundabouts.
If you want to give someone a real taste of what the UK is like, give them a Crap Calendar and wait for the sarcastic comments. You will be treating them to some fabulous pictures of UK gyratory systems and factories.
Who needs glamour babe calendars when you can have the Birmingham Outer Circle 11 bus route???
Treat someone to a Crap Calendar from Firebox. They will never forget it…