Crap Calendars

Whoever thought of the idea of crap calendars needs to be given a raise. These are JUST what we need in today’s world of overhyped glitz and glamour.

I don’t know about you, but all those calendars of puppies, pumped up sweaty abs and bursting at the seams cleavage just gets boring after awhile. 

And when you can’t take the cuteness anymore, there are some really cool photos of Her Majesty’s jails or Britain’s famous roundabouts.

If you want to give someone a real taste of what our country is like, pick up a couple of Crap Calendars and watch them smile. This is the kind of gift that really keeps on giving with shots from real life – not tacky fame and fortune.

My only gripe with these calendars is that there are only three different kinds! As soon as they come out with more crap calendars to counteract the variety of cute dog breeds, I’m all over it. Can’t you tell I want more CRAP?

Seriously, these are great gifts for the practical person who’s had enough cute, cuddly and sexy and wants more down, dirty and gritty! It’s a taste of real life Britain they won’t soon forget!

You can get all the crap calendars you need from Firebox!